? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I bet he comes in French.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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