i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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