I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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