I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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