Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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