"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This house was built for laser tag.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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