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(202): View more from Washington, DC

just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while

(202): View more from Washington, DC

woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face

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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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(619): View more from California

His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

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(708): View more from Illinois

what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room

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(303): View more from Colorado

We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’

(303): View more from Colorado

That’s all I’m saying

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