i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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