yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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