Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
BRING THE BAGELS
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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