i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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