He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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