Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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