Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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