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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.

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(607): View more from New York

I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.

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(206): View more from Washington

I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.

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