Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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(815): View more from Illinois

This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.

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(416): View more from Ontario

she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes

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(804): View more from Virginia

Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?

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(585): View more from New York

You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night

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(303): View more from Colorado

we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us

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(479): View more from Arkansas

That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn

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(904): View more from Florida

I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to

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