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• (512): View more from Texas

  You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.

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• (707): View more from California

  drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.

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• (707): View more from California

  I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...

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• (707): View more from California

  he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position

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