can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Randomize
