break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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