Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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