She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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