Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
time to smoke my breakfast
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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