What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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