Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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