ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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