Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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