dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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