Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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