I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
