You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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