Dual....:-)
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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