Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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