What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
