he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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