Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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