Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize