Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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