at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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