Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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