We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
where are you?
Hypothermia
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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