Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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