The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
