she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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