if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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