so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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