Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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