how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think pants incapable of making pants work
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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