But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize