We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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