my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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