just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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