if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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