he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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