im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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