That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm at about main and main street
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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